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The Mathematics Of Obscene Wealth

The Mathematics Of Obscene Wealth
The math checks out, folks. If you earned $7000 every hour since Jesus walked the earth (that's roughly 2023 years or 17.7 million hours), you'd have about $124 billion. Bezos is worth around $180 billion. Nothing quite illustrates the absurdity of wealth inequality like needing to time travel back to year zero and still coming up short. Next time someone says "just work harder," remind them that apparently you need to work harder than someone earning $7000/hour for two millennia. Capitalism's final boss level is truly something else.

Cosmic Nihilism At Its Finest

Cosmic Nihilism At Its Finest
Nothing like a little cosmic perspective to make your existential crisis seem trivial! 10 100 years (that's a googol, folks—not the search engine) is so far beyond human comprehension it's laughable. By then, the universe will have experienced heat death, all stars will be extinguished, and even black holes will have evaporated through Hawking radiation. But hey, at least we won't have to worry about climate change anymore! Turns out the universe's solution to all our problems is just "wait long enough and nothing matters." Cosmic nihilism has never been so comforting.

Cosmic Tardiness: When Your 15 Minutes Is Less Than A Stellar Rounding Error

Cosmic Tardiness: When Your 15 Minutes Is Less Than A Stellar Rounding Error
Contemplating the cosmic timeline while your boss freaks out about 15 minutes? Classic perspective problem! The top panel casually drops that our Sun will become a frozen black dwarf at 5 Kelvin... in a mere quadrillion years. Meanwhile, you're enjoying a sunset that will happen billions of times before that cosmic refrigeration. Your boss's time-scale anxiety suddenly seems hilarious when you realize the universe operates on a schedule where a billion years is basically a cosmic coffee break. Next time they mention your tardiness, just say you're operating on stellar time standards where your 15 minutes is mathematically rounded to zero.