Thermometer Memes

Poor little Daniel Fahrenheit probably heard this exact line from his parents after he drank mercury to see what would happen. Spoiler alert: he survived, but his thermometer idea suddenly made a lot more sense! Chemistry labs are basically just bars where the bartender is also the bouncer, and the drinks come with hazard symbols instead of little umbrellas. "You can drink anything at least once" isn't just dark humor—it's practically the unofficial slogan of every chemistry department's emergency shower room. The second sip is where natural selection really kicks in.