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Quantum Resurrection Paradox
Physics Science
27 days ago 3.7K views 0 shares
Quantum Resurrection Paradox
Behold, the unholy matrimony of quantum physics and theology! The cartoon brilliantly reimagines Schrödinger's famous thought experiment with a biblical twist. Just as the quantum cat exists in a superposition of states until observed, our green-robed "Saint Schrödinger" proposes that Jesus exists simultaneously in life and death states until someone rolls away that stone. Quantum theology at its finest! The bewildered expressions of the women at the tomb suggest they weren't expecting a physics lecture with their resurrection narrative. Next week: the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle applied to water-to-wine conversion rates.

The Dark Room Of Knowledge
Science Academia Research
1 month ago 4.4K views 0 shares
The Dark Room Of Knowledge
The perfect epistemological burn! What we're seeing here is the intellectual equivalent of a mic drop on different knowledge systems. Philosophy fumbles around in the dark hoping to bump into truth. Metaphysics takes that absurdity up a notch by searching for something inherently unfindable. Theology? Just straight-up delusional confidence without evidence. Meanwhile, science is over here with its methodical approach, actually using tools to illuminate reality. Next time someone at a dinner party starts waxing poetic about their metaphysical revelations, just whisper "still looking for that non-existent cat, huh?" and walk away. Works every time.

Flag Of Sweden If Jesus Was In A Superposed State Of Dead And Alive
Physics Science
3 months ago 7.9K views 0 shares
Flag Of Sweden If Jesus Was In A Superposed State Of Dead And Alive
Schrödinger's Savior! That's literally the quantum superposition equation written on Sweden's flag colors. Instead of a cat in a box, we've got Jesus simultaneously dead and resurrected until someone rolls away the stone to observe him. The equation |ψ⟩ = (|α⟩+|-α⟩)/√2 represents a quantum state where something exists in two contradictory states at once. Much like how theologians have spent centuries debating Christ's divine/human nature, physicists still argue about wave-particle duality at conferences while drinking overpriced coffee. At least the Swedes got a cool flag redesign out of quantum theology.

I Need Some Help With This Math Problem In My Religion Book
Math Science
3 months ago 7.8K views 0 shares
I Need Some Help With This Math Problem In My Religion Book
The irony here is just *chef's kiss*. A religious text using a math equation that's completely wrong to explain why children can't solve complex problems! 2 × 2 - 32 = 0 simplifies to 4 - 32 = -28, not zero. Whoever wrote this theological masterpiece might need to revisit second grade themselves before using math analogies to explain divine timing. Maybe God waited 2000 years to send Jesus because the author needed time to learn basic arithmetic?