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The Derivative Of Rejection
Math Science
16 days ago 14.3K views 0 shares
The Derivative Of Rejection
When flirting with a math nerd, always check if they're taking the derivative of your function! This poor soul sent π⁴ only to get instantly blocked when the reply was 4π³ (the derivative). Classic calculus rejection - turns out differentiating someone's equation is the mathematical equivalent of saying "I know exactly where this is going." Next time try an unsolvable equation - keeps 'em interested longer!

When Zero Equals Love
Math Science
23 days ago 14.2K views 0 shares
When Zero Equals Love
The mathematical heartbreak is real! When asked to quantify their love, this genius responds with "867543 x 7645 x log(1)" which equals... exactly zero. Because log(1) = 0, and anything multiplied by zero is still zero. Talk about a savage mathematical burn! The recipient's blissful mathematical ignorance is the only thing saving this relationship from immediate termination. Sometimes numerical literacy can be a relationship liability!

Physics: The Original Text Language
Physics Science Math
1 month ago 31.0K views 0 shares
Physics: The Original Text Language
One of these equations is not like the others! While teens are busy decoding "Ily" and "Imy," physicists are out here with their own secret language. The ideal gas law, Newton's second law, kinetic energy formula, Bernoulli's principle, and Einstein's mass-energy equivalence don't care about your relationship status. They're the original text abbreviations—been breaking hearts and blowing minds since before smartphones were even a thing. Next time someone sends you "Brb," respond with "E=mc²" and assert your intellectual dominance.

How To Get Blocked In 3 Messages Or Less
Physics Science
2 months ago 16.8K views 0 shares
How To Get Blocked In 3 Messages Or Less
The scientific pickup line that ended all chances of further interaction. Our protagonist attempts to woo their crush with a physics pun that only a density enthusiast could love. "Mass over volume" is indeed the formula for density (ρ = m/V), making "Den City" a painful play on words that probably earned them a swift block. The perfect demonstration of how scientific humor has a critical threshold beyond which romantic potential rapidly approaches zero. Some equations just weren't meant for flirting.

Physics: The Original Text Language
Physics Science Math
3 months ago 15.9K views 0 shares
Physics: The Original Text Language
The romance of physics equations hits different. While teenagers decode "lly" and "lmy" in their texts, physicists express love through the ideal gas law and Newton's second law. Nothing says "I'm attracted to you" quite like F = ma. The kinetic energy formula is basically saying "you move me." And Einstein's E = mc² is the ultimate commitment—converting all your mass into pure energy for someone. Dating a physicist means getting love notes full of variables instead of emoji hearts.

Mathematical Pickup Artistry
Math
6 months ago 16.6K views 0 shares
Mathematical Pickup Artistry
This is what happens when mathematical pickup lines collide with actual problem-solving! The sneaky mathematician isn't testing math skills—they're trying to get your phone number arranged in the correct order. Classic numerical sleight of hand disguised as a basic math challenge. Next-level flirting requires next-level problem-solving skills. The real question: did they solve for x = your number?

The Minimum Viable Friendship Response
Psychology Research Science Academia
7 months ago 16.9K views 0 shares
The Minimum Viable Friendship Response
The groundbreaking research from the prestigious "Department of Bare-Minimum Psychology" reveals what we've all suspected: typing "Haha So True!" maintains optimal friendship bonds while requiring zero mental effort! The data clearly shows that the "HST Group" (Haha So True responders) experience high satisfaction ratings and minimal guilt compared to those who either craft thoughtful responses or say nothing at all. Finally, science validates our laziest social media habits! Next time someone questions your one-liner responses, just cite Drs. Koothrappali and Nahasapeemapetilon's revolutionary work in the field of Semi-Attentive Friendship.

Don't Worry Babe, It's Just Trigonometry
Math Science
7 months ago 14.8K views 0 shares
Don't Worry Babe, It's Just Trigonometry
The mathematical trauma is REAL! Someone just spotted a scientific calculator with all those terrifying sin, cos, tan buttons and had an existential crisis. Meanwhile, their partner's breezy "Don't worry babe" response is the equivalent of saying "it's just a little quantum physics, what could go wrong?" The heart emojis afterward suggest they've accepted their mathematical fate, but we all know they're silently having flashbacks to high school trigonometry. Some relationships are tested by jealousy - others by hyperbolic functions!

When You Text Your Crush
Physics Science
7 months ago 12.7K views 0 shares
When You Text Your Crush
The first three lines are normal text abbreviations, but then BAM! Your brain short-circuits into physics equations! That's what happens when you text your crush - suddenly you're speaking in Ideal Gas Law and Newton's Second Law instead of human language. Your nervous system abandons all social skills and reverts to the only constants in your life: physics formulas. The pressure (p) is real, your kinetic energy is through the roof, and Einstein's E=mc² is basically your heart exploding with potential energy. Dating would be so much easier if attraction followed Boyle's Law - predictable and inversely proportional!

Chemistry Pickup Lines Have Evolved
Chemistry Science Lab-life
7 months ago 13.7K views 0 shares
Chemistry Pickup Lines Have Evolved
Someone just sent a chemical structure diagram as a flirtatious message, and the recipient's brain short-circuited. The molecule appears to be some complex aromatic compound with multiple functional groups - basically chemistry's equivalent of sending unsolicited nudes. Somewhere a lab technician is quietly nodding in approval while pretending not to look at their phone.

The Third Derivative Of A Relationship
Physics Math Science
7 months ago 17.8K views 0 shares
The Third Derivative Of A Relationship
This is a brilliant physics pun that operates on multiple levels! In physics, position's derivative gives velocity, velocity's derivative gives acceleration, and yes—acceleration's derivative gives us "jerk" (the rate of change of acceleration). So when she texts him about derivatives and he doesn't respond, she calls him a "jerk"—which is both an insult AND the exact answer to her question! The third derivative of position with respect to time is literally called "jerk" in physics. Talk about a relationship with too many variables and not enough constants!

Square Root Of Rejection
Math Science
7 months ago 12.8K views 0 shares
Square Root Of Rejection
Behold the mathematical tragedy of our times! When she sends "√4 is ±2" and gets instantly blocked, we witness the brutal collision of mathematical precision and dating standards! The poor soul doesn't realize that √4 equals ONLY positive 2 in standard notation. The ± symbol is reserved for quadratic equations where x² = 4 gives x = ±2. It's like showing up to a fancy restaurant wearing socks with sandals—technically functional but mathematically horrifying! The dating pool shrinks dramatically when you can't distinguish between a square root and a quadratic solution!