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I Ain't Waiting For FDA Approval
Chemistry Lab-life Research Science
14 days ago 9.9K views 0 shares
I Ain't Waiting For FDA Approval
Organic chemists staring at two buttons: "Taste your product" or "Wait months until testing on mice is approved." Sweating intensifies. Safety protocols are just suggestions when you've spent six weeks synthesizing that novel compound. Who needs animal testing when you've got perfectly good taste buds that can also detect "notes of imminent organ failure"?

Schrödinger's Academic Integrity
Academia
1 month ago 4.4K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Academic Integrity
Schrodinger's academic integrity in action! The villain's logic is both brilliantly flawed and technically correct—existing in a superposition of ethical states. It's like applying the Heisenberg uncertainty principle to cheating: the more certain you are about not cheating, the less chance there is of being caught. Students who follow this advice are guaranteed a 0% detection rate with 100% confidence intervals. Pure statistical perfection!

Equation Updated: When Physics Meets Grading
Physics Science Academia
2 months ago 6.0K views 0 shares
Equation Updated: When Physics Meets Grading
The famous Einstein equation just got a scholastic upgrade! Someone brilliantly modified E = mc² by adding "A1" (the steak sauce), but it's actually a clever play on standardized testing. The "A1" grade represents academic excellence being added to scientific brilliance. It's basically saying education policy now values both intelligence AND getting perfect grades—because apparently warping spacetime wasn't impressive enough without a good report card. Generations of physics students can now feel doubly inadequate!