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Calculus Classmates Be Like...
Math Academia
1 month ago 6.0K views 0 shares
Calculus Classmates Be Like...
The mathematical equivalent of "well yes, but actually no." The first student confidently applies the power rule for derivatives (d/dx of x^n = nx^(n-1)) but skips the chain rule entirely. The correct approach would involve the chain rule since we're differentiating 7^2 with respect to 7. It's like watching someone get the right answer using completely wrong methods—the mathematical equivalent of failing successfully. That hesitant "you're not wrong but..." response is what every math tutor internally screams before launching into a 20-minute explanation about proper differentiation techniques.

It's As Simple As Possible Bruh
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1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares
It's As Simple As Possible Bruh
When asked to create an equation where x=7, this student just wrote... x=7. Einstein once said "make things as simple as possible, but not simpler" and this student took that advice to heart! Why waste time with fancy integrals and derivatives when the simplest solution is staring you in the face? The teacher's "Really?" in red pen is the mathematical equivalent of expecting a gourmet meal and getting a slice of bread. Technically correct—the best kind of correct in mathematics!

The Occam's Razor Of Mathematical Proofs
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1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
The Occam's Razor Of Mathematical Proofs
The instructor asked for an equation that's true when x = 7, expecting something like "2x + 3 = 17" or "x² = 49." Instead, this mathematical genius simply wrote "x = 7" with devastating efficiency. It's technically correct—the best kind of correct. This is what happens when you optimize a problem to its absolute minimum viable solution. Future Fields medalist material right here.

Give Me Your Best Shot
Math Academia
2 months ago 6.4K views 0 shares
Give Me Your Best Shot
When the teacher says "be creative" but you're running on 2 hours of sleep and zero inspiration! This student took malicious compliance to a whole new level by simply writing "x = 7" as their equation that's true when x = 7. I mean, technically they're not wrong! It's like asking "name a fruit" and answering "banana" - devastatingly correct in the most boring way possible. The teacher's "Really?" in red pen is the mathematical equivalent of a facepalm. Sometimes the simplest solution is just staring you right in the face!

Technically Correct Electrons
Chemistry Science Physics Academia
2 months ago 7.9K views 0 shares
Technically Correct Electrons
This test question is pure tautological gold! "In an atom, the number of electrons is equal to... the number of electrons." Well, technically correct—the best kind of correct! The Emperor's New Groove reaction is perfect because while the answer is ridiculously circular, it's not actually wrong. The number of electrons in a neutral atom typically equals the number of protons (not neutrons!), but saying electrons equal electrons is... well... a statement that would make even Kronk question his life choices. Chemistry teachers everywhere are either facepalming or secretly appreciating this student's malicious compliance. That one point might be the most honestly earned point in test-taking history!

They're Not Wrong
Math Academia
2 months ago 6.8K views 0 shares
They're Not Wrong
The instruction says "Write as a product" and the student literally wrote the expression multiplied by 1. Technically correct - the best kind of correct in mathematics. This is what happens when you spend 14 hours debugging code and your brain starts interpreting instructions with machine-like literalism. The professor probably wanted (x+y)(x+y), but sometimes malicious compliance is the only joy left in a STEM degree.

The Physics Police Have Arrived
Physics Science
2 months ago 6.2K views 0 shares
The Physics Police Have Arrived
The physics police are out in full force today! This meme brilliantly captures that moment when a pedantic scientist just can't let common language slide. Technically, SpongeBob is 100% correct here. Speed is already defined as distance divided by time (like miles per hour or meters per second). Saying "rate of speed" is like saying "ATM machine" or "PIN number" - you're essentially saying "rate of rate of distance traveled per unit time." Next time a cop pulls you over and says "Do you know what rate of speed you were going?" you can smugly reply with this meme. Just don't blame me for the extra ticket you'll definitely receive for being an insufferable know-it-all! 🚔

Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct
Chemistry Science Lab-life
3 months ago 25.5K views 0 shares
Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct
The ultimate chemistry nerd shutdown! While romantics talk about love being in the air, chemists know what's actually in the air - and it's definitely not osmium tetroxide. This compound is so toxic it can fix biological tissues on contact and permanently damage your eyes. Nothing says "I'm technically correct" like correcting romantic notions with deadly chemicals. Next time someone gets poetic about love, just remind them about the osmium tetroxide hazard labels and watch the mood evaporate faster than volatile compounds in an unsealed flask.

Proof Pi Is A Rational Number
Math Science
3 months ago 7.7K views 0 shares
Proof Pi Is A Rational Number
The mathematical equivalent of dad jokes has arrived. The meme shows π/1, which technically puts π in fraction form. But every mathematician knows π is the poster child of irrational numbers—it literally has infinite non-repeating digits. This is like claiming you've organized your desk by shoving everything into one giant drawer. Technically correct? Perhaps. Actually rational? About as rational as using a supercomputer to calculate the tip on a $10 lunch.

Alcohol Is Technically A Solution
Chemistry Science
3 months ago 10.6K views 0 shares
Alcohol Is Technically A Solution
Technically speaking, alcohol is a solution - a homogeneous mixture where ethanol is dissolved in water. The chemist isn't just being pedantic; they're flexing their molecular muscles with scientific precision while simultaneously justifying their questionable life choices. It's the perfect example of using technically correct science to win arguments at parties... right before someone has to call you an Uber.

Non-Abelian Multiplication
Math Academia Science
3 months ago 9.0K views 0 shares
Non-Abelian Multiplication
Technically correct, the best kind of correct in mathematics. The student was asked to write an addition equation that matches 3×4=12, and they delivered with surgical precision: 3+3+3+3=12 and 4+4+4=12. The teacher marked it wrong, but in the hallowed halls of mathematical rigor, this kid deserves a PhD, not an X. Multiplication is just repeated addition after all—something we conveniently forget until some elementary school revolutionary reminds us. Future Fields medalist right here, operating on a plane where conventional pedagogy fears to tread.

When The Bell Is Just Beyond Human Hearing
Physics Biology Science
3 months ago 12.5K views 0 shares
When The Bell Is Just Beyond Human Hearing
The human hearing range tops out around 20kHz (20,000Hz). So a 20,001Hz bell is just beyond what humans can detect. Meanwhile, this character is bleeding from the ears, clearly experiencing severe trauma, yet insists "I didn't hear no bell" - technically correct in the most painful way possible. It's what happens when you combine Rocky's determination with a physics textbook. Your eardrums might be shattered, but your scientific pedantry remains intact.