Surfactants Memes

The Nobel Prize for Kitchen Chemistry goes to... everyone who thinks water + shampoo residue = infinite shampoo. Spoiler alert: that's not how surfactants work. Your hair isn't fooled by your budget-friendly dilution, but your wallet appreciates the effort. Next experiment: trying to convince yourself that one-ply toilet paper is "just as good" when folded.

Ever performed the classic broke-student dilution experiment? That moment when you're squeezing the last pathetic drops from your shampoo bottle and think, "I've got a PhD in Household Chemistry!" Water + remnant surfactant = infinite shampoo, right? Pure genius! Except what you've actually created is a sad, watery solution that barely produces bubbles and leaves your hair feeling like you washed it with dishwater. Congratulations on your groundbreaking contribution to the field of false economy. Next week's lecture: why microwaving leftover pizza on a paper towel doesn't make you a culinary scientist.