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Technology Cooked: Mosquito Laser Death Rave

Technology Cooked: Mosquito Laser Death Rave
The mosquito apocalypse is upon us! Scientists have created the ultimate bug zapper on steroids—a precision laser system that obliterates 100 mosquitoes PER SECOND while identifying their species and gender from wing-beat frequencies. Meanwhile, the bottom image shows someone's bedroom transformed into a laser light show that would make EDM festivals jealous. Forget bug spray! Nothing says "summer ready" like turning your bedroom into a mosquito death rave where the only thing getting higher than the body count is your electricity bill. The perfect solution for anyone who's ever muttered "I wish I could murder every mosquito on Earth" after getting that one bite on your ankle at 3AM.

Hope You Enjoyed That Summer Internship, It Was Also Your Last Summer

Hope You Enjoyed That Summer Internship, It Was Also Your Last Summer
The brutal thermodynamic reality of post-graduation existence! First you're anxious about summer ending, then relieved when you remember you've graduated... until the horrifying realization hits that your circadian rhythm is now permanently synchronized to the corporate calendar. The 3-month summer vacation—that beautiful temporal oasis we evolved to expect since childhood—has been ruthlessly eliminated from your life cycle. Your biological clock is screaming in horror as it dawns on you that from now until retirement, you're trapped in an endless work-loop with only 2-week vacation increments to sustain your sanity. Welcome to the conservation of misery principle!

The Mosquito Negotiation Protocol

The Mosquito Negotiation Protocol
Turning the tables on those bloodthirsty mosquitoes! The comic shows a brilliant revenge strategy: extracting your own blood and serving it as a meal, then demanding the mosquito eat that instead of biting you. It's like setting up a blood buffet with the ultimatum "take this or leave me alone!" The perfect blend of desperation and passive-aggressive hospitality that anyone who's been eaten alive during summer can appreciate. Nature's tiny vampires finally getting a taste of human negotiation tactics!