The sheer terror in those eyes speaks volumes! In 2023, solving calculus with just pencil and paper is practically an archaeological technique. Most of us are frantically toggling between Wolfram Alpha, ChatGPT, solution manuals, and 47 browser tabs while our professor somehow expects us to derive everything from first principles. Meanwhile, this library phantom is just... doing math... with their brain? That's not dedication—that's a mathematical supervillain origin story.