Students Memes

Engineering students discovering that calling someone a "dumb animal" backfires spectacularly when they can't even handle basic statics problems. The silent existential dread in that final "no" is what powers the entire engineering department. Nothing humbles an overconfident engineering student faster than staring blankly at a stress-strain diagram while their calculator mysteriously displays "ERROR." At least the monkey knows its limitations—unlike the student who still thinks "moment of inertia" is what happens when they procrastinate on homework.

The universal truth of engineering education right here! This pie chart brilliantly breaks down the REAL curriculum of group projects. Notice how the tiniest sliver is actually learning to work with others—you know, the supposed point of the whole exercise! Meanwhile, half the chart is split between "doing everything yourself" and "developing a healthy hatred for your teammates." The tiny red slice for "actual information" is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Engineering students spend years mastering complex equations only to discover their most valuable skill is figuring out how to complete a six-person project while their teammates are mysteriously "busy" every single weekend!