Square Memes

Mathematicians having a collective breakdown right now! This "new triangle" with angles of 30°, 60°, 90°, and 180° totals to 360° instead of the mandatory 180° for triangles. It's literally a square trying to identify as a triangle. The geometry police are on their way with protractors drawn. Next thing you know, circles will claim they have corners too!

The ultimate mathematical detection system! While traditional geometrists rely on protractors and rulers, this genius has discovered a far more... personal method of square identification. Clearly the shape shown is a phallic diagram rather than an actual square, but the commenter's erectile dysfunction when viewing non-square shapes serves as irrefutable proof. Move over, Euclidean geometry—we've entered the era of anatomical verification where "if it doesn't raise the flag, it ain't a square." Mathematics has never been so... stimulating.

STOP THE PRESSES! Mathematicians have gone completely rogue with this "new triangle" featuring angles of 30°, 60°, 90°, and 180°! The absolute AUDACITY to create a square and call it a triangle! This is what happens when geometry rebels against its own rules! Next thing you know, circles will identify as hexagons and parallel lines will start intersecting just for the drama. The sum of angles in a triangle is supposed to be 180° but this bad boy is flaunting a whopping 360° like it's no big deal. Geometry teachers everywhere are having existential crises right now!