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The Law Of Selective Pedantry
Physics Science Academia Scientists
3 days ago 3.1K views 0 shares
The Law Of Selective Pedantry
Physics folks have the most fascinating double standard! They'll happily simplify a complex farm animal into a perfect sphere with zero friction when solving problems (because who needs reality?), but heaven forbid you mix up speed and velocity at a party! 😱 The frictionless cow in vacuum is a classic physics simplification trope - making ridiculous assumptions to make math easier. But mention that you went "really fast" instead of specifying your directional velocity, and suddenly they're foaming at the mouth about vector quantities! This selective rage is basically the unwritten law of physics discussions. Oversimplify the entire universe? Brilliant! Use casual language about motion? Scientific blasphemy!

Haha Vector Go Brr
Physics Science
16 days ago 3.8K views 0 shares
Haha Vector Go Brr
Lightning McQueen thought he was hot stuff declaring "I am speed." Then Vector from Despicable Me shows up and schools everyone with "Get vectored," transforming our race car friend into "I am velocity." Pure physics humor gold! Speed is just how fast something goes, but velocity includes direction too—it's a vector quantity. The yellow arrow showing McQueen's new direction is the chef's kiss of this science pun. Next-level nerdy flex that would make Newton himself snort-laugh.

The Speed Of Delusion Vs. The Wall Of Math
Math Physics
1 month ago 6.4K views 0 shares
The Speed Of Delusion Vs. The Wall Of Math
Someone's confidence in their driving abilities just crashed into the wall of basic division. The first person boldly claims they could drive 2,000 miles in a day, only to be demolished by someone who actually did the math: at 75 mph, it would take over 26 hours. Not deterred by reality, our overconfident driver suggests skipping sleep (because physics is negotiable but biology is optional, apparently). When asked for sources, the math wizard delivers the knockout punch: "2,000/75 = 26.6666667. It's called math, you should try it some time." The defeated driver's final response is the universal surrender of internet arguments everywhere: "Well, I'm not sure if I agree but ok." Classic case of confidence colliding with calculation!

Francium's Speed Dating With Einstein
Physics Chemistry Science
1 month ago 6.8K views 0 shares
Francium's Speed Dating With Einstein
Oh the chemical pun collision we never knew we needed! The top image shows a normal school bus labeled "FRANCIUM IS THE MOST REACTIVE ELEMENT" while the bottom shows the same bus ZOOMING past a train due to "RELATIVISTIC EFFECTS." 🤓⚛️ See, francium is already explosively reactive (it would literally detonate in water), but when you add relativistic effects—where electrons near heavy nuclei move at significant fractions of light speed—those electrons get even MORE unstable! The bus isn't just speeding, it's breaking the laws of classical physics! The train conductor's face is all of us non-physics majors trying to comprehend why reality breaks down at extreme scales.

The Fastest Animal? It Depends Who You Ask!
Physics Scientists Biology Engineering Science
1 month ago 13.3K views 0 shares
The Fastest Animal? It Depends Who You Ask!
When a kid asks about the fastest animal, watch how different scientists COMPLETELY lose their minds! 😂 The biologist gets all technical with "a descending peregrine falcon" (which can hit 240 mph in a dive, you speed demons!). The engineer goes full rocket-mode with "human being in an orbiting satellite" because TECHNICALLY those folks are zooming at 17,500 mph! But the physicist? *maniacal laughter* They're having an existential crisis because without a reference frame, the question makes their brain short-circuit! In relativity, nothing is "fastest" without specifying "compared to what?" It's like asking "where is up?" in space!

Speed vs. Velocity: A Directorial Oversight
Physics Science
1 month ago 16.1K views 0 shares
Speed vs. Velocity: A Directorial Oversight
This meme brilliantly exploits the physics distinction between scalar and vector quantities. In physics, speed is just a magnitude (how fast something's going), while velocity includes both speed AND direction. So technically, the movie "Speed" couldn't have a director because it would need direction to be called "Velocity"! It's a perfect nerdy physics joke disguised as movie trivia. The expression on Keanu's face makes it even better - looking confused as if he just realized this fundamental scientific error while riding a bus that can't slow down.