Specialists Memes

Ever notice how medical terminology is just Latin for "I can point at body parts"? This chart perfectly summarizes medical school: spend $300,000 to learn fancy words for "heart doctor" and "bone fixer." Next time your doctor charges you $400 for a 5-minute visit, remember you're paying for their ability to pronounce "otolaryngologist" without stumbling. The real medical specialty they forgot? "Doctor of Billing" – the true masters of the healthcare system.