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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Posts tagged with Socks

The Law Of Infinite Probability

Math Physics
1 month ago 6.2K views 0 shares
The Law Of Infinite Probability
Ever tried calculating the probability of finding a matching sock? The so-called "Law of Infinite Probability" suggests that if you wait long enough, your dryer will eventually stop eating your socks and actually fold your laundry! Statistically speaking, this has the same odds as a monkey typing Shakespeare or finding intelligent life in my roommate's bedroom. Scientists estimate you'll witness this phenomenon approximately never ± a few eternities.

The Topology Of Sock Intelligence

Science Math
3 months ago 9.4K views 0 shares
The Topology Of Sock Intelligence
Behold! A perfect representation of the intelligence bell curve in action! The 100 IQ normies in the middle stating the obvious definition (34%), while both the low IQ simpletons (0.1%) and high IQ intellectuals (0.1%) arrive at the same conclusion through completely different reasoning paths! It's the horseshoe theory of sock topology! The true galaxy brains understand that socks are topologically continuous surfaces without holes—unless you tear them, of course. Just like how mathematicians define a coffee mug and a donut as topologically equivalent! *adjusts imaginary lab goggles* The universe's greatest mysteries aren't in black holes but in our sock drawers!

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My iPhone 8 Refuses to Die: Now It's a Solar-Powered Vision OCR Server

How I transformed my old iPhone 8 into a solar-powered Vision OCR server using Apple's native framework and an EcoFlow River 2 Pro. Running... Read article →

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