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Snow Can't Take The Heat!

Snow Can't Take The Heat!
The classic case of geometry betraying physics. Those 90-degree corners aren't just architectural features—they're thermal hotspots. Heat transfer increases at junctions due to converging thermal gradients, essentially turning your balcony into a scientific demonstration of thermal conductivity. The commenter's deadpan "It's because the corners are 90 degrees" is both literally true (they are right angles) and a brilliant temperature pun. Next time someone asks why scientists have no sense of humor, show them this perfect example of thermal dynamics wordplay that absolutely melted the internet.

Even With A Ph.D.

Even With A Ph.D.
When they say a PhD gives you mastery of your field, they weren't kidding! This mathematician has clearly calculated the optimal snow-clearing strategy: just do the absolute minimum required area to satisfy the equation. The ratio of cleared snow to total roof area perfectly illustrates the principle of mathematical efficiency—why solve the entire problem when you can define your own parameters? Reminds me of those exam questions where we'd write "assume a spherical cow in vacuum" to make the calculations easier!

The Snow Can't Stand The Heat!

The Snow Can't Stand The Heat!
Behold, thermal physics in its natural habitat! That pattern of melting snow isn't random—it's what happens when someone skipped thermodynamics class to play Minecraft. The corners melt faster because they have more surface area exposed to warm air, creating greater heat transfer. It's like how your coffee cools faster in a square mug than a round one (which is why no self-respecting physicist drinks from anything but a sphere). And no, the 90-degree explanation isn't about temperature—it's about geometry. Though I've had students who'd probably argue that snow melts faster at right angles because "angles are hot." These are the same people who become weathermen.

Someone Got Their Priorities In Order

Someone Got Their Priorities In Order
Natural selection really outdid itself here. Corvids are among the most intelligent birds on the planet, capable of tool use and complex problem solving... and what do they choose to do with those big brains? Slide down snowy roofs for fun. Evolution spent millions of years perfecting neural pathways that could have been used for survival advantages, and instead produced a bird that looks at a sloped, snow-covered surface and thinks "wheeeee!" Maybe joy is the highest form of intelligence after all. Darwin's rolling in his grave while these birds are rolling in the snow.