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The Ultimate Planetary Facial

Earth-science Climate Geology Science

3 months ago 6.9K views 0 shares

The Ultimate Planetary Facial

The ultimate planetary facial! Turns out Earth just needed some anti-aging cream all along! 🌍✨ When our enthusiastic skincare fanatic accidentally drops her miracle cream, it doesn't just hit the ground—it penetrates straight to the planet's core, giving Mother Earth the most explosive glow-up in geological history. Who needs climate accords when you've got cosmetics? The planet's wrinkles (aka continental drift) just smoothed right out! Next up: exfoliating the moon with some volcanic pumice, because even celestial bodies deserve a spa day!

Nothing Says "Great For Your Skin" Better Than 1,3-Dimethylcyclohexane

Chemistry Science

6 months ago 21.0K views 0 shares

Nothing Says "Great For Your Skin" Better Than 1,3-Dimethylcyclohexane

The beauty industry's finest marketing trick: slapping a chemical structure on the bottle and calling it "dermatologically tested." That hexagon with a checkmark isn't just any hexagon—it's cyclohexane, a petroleum-derived solvent that's about as "sensitive" to your skin as sandpaper is to a balloon. The irony of putting "Dermo Sensitive" next to a chemical that could strip paint off your car is just *chef's kiss*. Next time someone asks about your skincare routine, just say "Oh, I bathe in industrial solvents now. It's very European."