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The Ice King Of Mathematical Superiority

Math Academia

1 month ago 16.5K views 0 shares

The Ice King Of Mathematical Superiority

Behold the mathematical hierarchy in its natural habitat! Those who've conquered the eldritch realms of abstract algebra returning to basic linear algebra like mathematical royalty among peasants. It's the equivalent of a quantum physicist explaining how a light switch works with unnecessary gravitas. "Yes, young one, allow me to demonstrate how these matrices transform under this... elementary operation." *adjusts imaginary monocle while internally screaming in Galois Theory*

I Didn't Ask For Kepler's Laws

Physics Astronomy Academia Science

2 months ago 11.9K views 0 shares

I Didn't Ask For Kepler's Laws

First-year physics students are like those orangutans on a talk show—nobody asked, but they'll still interrupt your peaceful existence to explain why planets move in ellipses and not circles. Just finished chapter 3? Congratulations, now you're an astrophysics expert ready to enlighten everyone at parties about perihelion and aphelion. The rest of us are just trying to enjoy our coffee without hearing about the square of orbital periods being proportional to the cube of semi-major axes. Trust me, your dating profile doesn't need "can calculate orbital mechanics" as a skill.