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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Sexuality Memes

Posts tagged with Sexuality

Benzene Rings: The Original Thirst Trap

Chemistry Science
1 year ago 19.9K views 0 shares
Benzene Rings: The Original Thirst Trap
Parents debating your sexuality while you're over here thirsting after aromatic hydrocarbons? Classic chemistry nerd problems! The benzene ring—with its perfectly symmetrical hexagonal structure and those deliciously delocalized electrons—is basically the supermodel of organic chemistry. Those π bonds do be hitting different. Who needs human attraction when you've got that sweet, sweet resonance stabilization? Chemistry textbooks: the original thirst traps.

Gay Test Courtesy Of Math

Math
1 year ago 23.2K views 0 shares
Gay Test Courtesy Of Math
When mathematicians design sexuality tests, they cut straight to the logical core! This flowchart brilliantly reduces sexual orientation to a simple equality comparison: if x (your gender) equals y (gender you're attracted to), then congratulations—you've mathematically proven yourself gay! The elegance of this algorithm would make computer scientists weep with joy. It's Boolean logic meets human sexuality in the most gloriously reductive way possible. Who needs complex psychological assessments when you can solve for gay with a single conditional statement?

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My Arduino spins faster when Claude burns more tokens

Repurposed a broken Stirling-engine chassis as a desk toy that spins when Claude Code is busy and dies when I lock my Mac. Arduino + Kasa + Python. Read article →

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