Senior Memes

Engineering students start with such optimism! They enter as bright-eyed Luke Skywalkers, ready to harness the mystical powers of calculus and physics. Fast forward to senior year—they've fully embraced the dark side, looking like Kylo Ren begging for sweet release from differential equations and senior design projects. The transformation from "I want to learn the ways of the Force" to "I want to be free of this pain" is basically what happens when you realize those 8 AM thermodynamics classes were actually the easy part. The engineering curriculum doesn't just teach you mechanics; it teaches you suffering.

Engineering school doesn't build character—it destroys it. Those bright-eyed freshmen with their crisp hard hats and unblemished optimism have no idea what's coming. Four years later? Sleep-deprived zombies who've forgotten what sunlight looks like, surviving on caffeine and desperation. The transformation from "I'm going to build the future!" to "Dear god, just let me graduate" happens somewhere between Thermodynamics and that group project where you did all the work. The only magic at this school is how they turn functioning humans into hollow-eyed husks who can calculate stress tensors in their sleep—if they ever got any.