Classic Scooby-Doo unmasking scene repurposed for the eternal academic turf war! The moderator unmasks the villain to reveal—gasp—it's just a civil engineer! The hierarchy of engineering snobbery is alive and well in the halls of academia. Mechanical engineers look down on civil engineers, electrical engineers look down on mechanical engineers, and theoretical physicists look down on everyone while failing to change a light bulb. Meanwhile, civil engineers are out there building actual bridges that don't collapse (usually). The disciplinary pecking order continues, regardless of who's actually keeping society functioning!