Scientific dishonor Memes

The ultimate scientific betrayal - eating oatmeal from a bowl decorated with the sine wave function! That's like solving differential equations on napkins at a wedding. The mathematical integrity of that bowl is completely compromised by filling it with mushy breakfast. Those sine waves deserve respect, not to be degraded by housing lukewarm porridge! Next thing you know, people will be drinking coffee from Klein bottles and using Möbius strips as bread plates. The physics community is shaking.