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Holy Shit Element 119

Holy Shit Element 119
Behold the pinnacle of scientific achievement: spending billions on equipment, thousands of hours of research, and decades of education just to create an element that exists for 0.0000000000000000000002173 seconds! These scientists are cheering like they just won the Super Bowl, when in reality they've basically photographed a subatomic ghost. The sheer excitement over something that disappears faster than free food in a university break room is the perfect representation of modern science. "Quick, take a picture before it's gone! No wait, it's already gone. But trust us, it was there!"

My Beef With Isaac Newton Continues

My Beef With Isaac Newton Continues
Nothing quite like comparing your relationship status to one of history's greatest scientific minds. Sure, you've got a girlfriend, but Newton invented calculus while in quarantine from the plague. He was too busy discovering universal gravitation to swipe right. The man died a virgin but left behind laws of motion that govern our universe. Your relationship status might be impressive at dinner parties, but Newton's relationship with physics literally explains why your dinner stays on the plate.

Two Isn't A Lot... Unless You're Marie Curie Flexing Nobel Prizes!

Two Isn't A Lot... Unless You're Marie Curie Flexing Nobel Prizes!
The ultimate scientific flex! Marie Curie casually asking "Is two a lot?" knowing full well she's the only person in history to win Nobel Prizes in two different scientific fields (Physics in 1903 and Chemistry in 1911). While two dollars might not impress anyone, two Nobel Prizes makes even the most accomplished scientists do a double-take. She discovered radioactivity, two elements, and somehow found time to shatter glass ceilings in academia when women weren't even allowed to vote. Talk about putting the "rad" in radioactive research!