Scientific accuracy Memes

That's not a deep sea fish with feet—it's a blobfish! The poor creature looks like this because of extreme decompression trauma. In its natural habitat (deep ocean, ~3000ft down), it looks like a normal fish. But when yanked to the surface, the pressure change makes it literally melt into this sad blob. It's like taking an astronaut's helmet off in space, but for fish. Scientific journalism fail of the highest order! Next they'll discover mermaids in the Mariana Trench (spoiler: probably just a manatee with good lighting).

The statistical distribution of scientific accuracy! On the left, we have the "viruses create zombies" crowd who clearly binged too many B-movies instead of biology textbooks. In the middle, our frustrated scientist is having an aneurysm trying to explain that no, viruses don't create zombies—that's just Hollywood nonsense. Meanwhile, on the right, the high-IQ crowd correctly identifies that parasites (including certain fungi, protozoa, and yes, some viruses) can indeed manipulate host behavior. Nature's mind control exists—just look at Ophiocordyceps unilateralis turning ants into fungal puppets or Toxoplasma gondii making rodents attracted to cat urine. The bell curve of knowledge strikes again: the ignorant and the expert sometimes reach similar conclusions, but only one understands why they're right!