Science wars Memes

The eternal battle between physics and philosophy summed up in one glorious bell curve! Left side: "It's 5:30 pm" guy just wants to check his watch. Middle: normal humans wondering if they'll make rent this month. Right side: two bearded intellectuals having an existential meltdown over whether time is a dimension, a priori condition, or complete nonsense. Meanwhile, physicists and philosophers are ready to throw hands over something neither can fully explain! The IQ distribution is just *chef's kiss* – turns out being either too simple OR too smart leads to the same confusion about reality. Time might be relative, but academic feuds are absolutely constant!

The eternal disciplinary turf war visualized as a bell curve! The majority in the middle (68% with IQs 85-115) claim "electricity is physics," while both the left and right tails (the 0.1% geniuses and, uh, not-so-geniuses) insist "electricity is chemistry." What's really happening here is the horseshoe theory of scientific understanding. The average folks stick to conventional wisdom, while both extremes recognize that electron movement (physics) is fundamentally about electron orbital interactions (chemistry). Meanwhile, mathematicians are quietly chuckling in the corner because they know it's all just applied differential equations anyway.