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Name Your Child After Astronomy Equipment For Superior Results

Name Your Child After Astronomy Equipment For Superior Results
The top panel shows the NIGHTMARE of naming your kid after fictional characters - social rejection and teenage angst guaranteed! But the BOTTOM panel? Pure genius! Skip the trendy pop culture names and go straight for scientific equipment! Your kid "Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory" (LIGO for short) will grow up BUFF and GRATEFUL! Why? Because nothing says "I respect you" like naming your offspring after a facility that detected ripples in spacetime! Plus, your kid will have the coolest initials for monogrammed lab coats! Scientists: solving parenting problems with excessive syllables since forever!

Combining Them Together Makes Me Imagine Weird Things

Combining Them Together Makes Me Imagine Weird Things
The scientific wordplay here is absolutely brilliant! On the left we have Diplococcus (now officially renamed Neisseria gonorrhoeae), the bacterial culprit behind gonorrhea, shown in its characteristic paired spherical form under electron microscopy. On the right is Diplodocus, the massive long-necked dinosaur from the Jurassic period that definitely did NOT cause STIs! ๐Ÿ˜‚ The meme plays on the similar-sounding scientific names while highlighting their hilariously opposite attributes. One's microscopic and problematic for human health, the other was 80+ feet long and extinct for about 150 million years. Thank goodness we only have to worry about one of these in modern dating!