Science-evolution Memes

Remember when chemists were just chugging mercury like it was a health tonic? 🤪 Modern lab rats whine about safety goggles while medieval alchemists were out there DRINKING LIQUID METAL and calling it "the elixir of life!" The irony is delicious (unlike mercury, which is neurotoxic)! Medieval chemistry was basically "find weird substance, consume it, see what happens." Safety protocols? More like safety schmotocols! And the best part? They'd nod approvingly at each other while their brains slowly turned to mush. Talk about commitment to science! 💀

The evolution of lab safety standards hits different! On the left, we've got 1925's absolute unit of a chemist casually mouth-pipetting sulfuric acid (H₂SO₄) - you know, just that incredibly corrosive compound that can dissolve metal and cause severe chemical burns. Meanwhile, modern chemists are having existential crises over dilute acetic acid (basically fancy vinegar at 0.00001M) touching their glove. The contrast between "I'll just suck up this flesh-melting acid with my mouth" and "help, my glove encountered something weaker than salad dressing" perfectly captures how chemistry lab culture has transformed from dangerously cavalier to perhaps excessively cautious. Safety standards really said: character development.

Chemistry's glow-up is both hilarious and bittersweet! The top shows the wild "Born to" days of chemistry - mysterious alchemists brewing glowing potions by candlelight and vintage scientists casually pipetting by mouth (hello, mercury poisoning!). Meanwhile, modern chemists are "Forced to" follow actual safety protocols with proper pipettes, gloves, and standardized procedures. It's the classic trade-off: we've lost the romance of possibly turning lead into gold or accidentally discovering something by tasting it, but gained the perk of not dying from laboratory accidents! Sure, modern chemistry lacks the dramatic flair of potentially blowing up your lab, but those boring safety goggles mean you'll live long enough to publish more than one paper!