Science degree Memes

From mocking art majors to experiencing existential crisis with a biochemistry degree! That's the scientific circle of academic life, my friends! You start college judging other majors, then graduate to discover that even with your fancy molecular knowledge, the real-world application is about as clear as a cloudy precipitate! The universe has a twisted sense of humor—turns out understanding protein folding doesn't automatically fold your career path into something comprehensible! *cackles maniacally while mixing coffee with energy drinks* BEHOLD THE TRANSFORMATION FROM ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY TO POST-GRADUATION PANIC!

When you willingly sign up for that STEM degree only to find yourself sobbing through differential equations at 2AM! The cognitive dissonance between "I love science!" and "Why won't this problem set end?!" is peak academic masochism. That brief eureka moment when everything finally clicks is just enough dopamine to keep you coming back for more punishment. Your brain is basically in an abusive relationship with your textbook, and Stockholm syndrome is the only thing getting you to graduation.