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The Mask-Wearing Sciences
Chemistry Physics Academia
28 days ago 5.7K views 0 shares
The Mask-Wearing Sciences
Chemistry students asking why their professor wears a mask is peak academic innocence. Little do they know that behind every scientific discipline is a chaotic mess of "weird rules and exceptions" that would make your brain melt. Chemistry is just the gateway drug. Once you peek behind quantum physics, you'll understand why some professors develop that thousand-yard stare. Trust me, there's a reason we keep certain knowledge locked away—your sanity depends on it. Twenty years into teaching and I'm still putting on the mask before explaining orbital hybridization. It's not to protect me from chemicals—it's to protect students from seeing my soul leave my body.

Physicsopoly: Where The Rules Are As Theoretical As The Particles
Physics Science
1 month ago 5.6K views 0 shares
Physicsopoly: Where The Rules Are As Theoretical As The Particles
Introducing the perfect board game for theoretical physicists! The rules? What rules? Just like how physicists come up with new theories to explain the universe, you get to invent the game as you play! Buy the Heisenberg Property where the price is either really cheap or astronomically expensive—you won't know until you observe your bank account! Land on the Quantum Tunneling square and teleport through that hotel wall without paying! And don't forget about the Schrödinger's Jail—you're simultaneously in AND out until someone rolls the dice! The best part? When you're losing, just introduce a new fundamental constant to turn things around!

Listen To Her: The Fraction Relationship Counselor
Math Academia Science
1 month ago 5.5K views 0 shares
Listen To Her: The Fraction Relationship Counselor
Every math teacher's nightmare: students who keep treating fractions like they're in an open relationship! The green-haired anime character's exasperation perfectly captures that moment when your student decides to multiply just the top number by 5 and leaves the denominator untouched. It's the mathematical equivalent of breaking the laws of physics—you can't just change one part of the equation and expect the relationship to survive! Next thing you know, they'll be trying to divide by zero and tear a hole in the space-time continuum.

In Every Kid, A Sculptor Is Lost
Academia
1 month ago 5.2K views 0 shares
In Every Kid, A Sculptor Is Lost
From "don't write on the tables" to literally carving masterpieces out of wood! This meme perfectly captures that rebellious classroom energy when kids take instructions to the EXTREME opposite. While the teacher's just trying to keep furniture graffiti-free, those back-row rebels are plotting their artistic revolution with chisels instead of pencils! It's the ultimate classroom malicious compliance - "Fine, I won't WRITE on it... I'll just transform it into a museum-worthy sculpture!" 🔨 The progression from doodling stick figures to full-on woodworking is the chaotic energy that fuels innovation. Maybe we should thank those classroom rebels - without them, would we even have sculptors?