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Get You One Of These Long Bois For The Quarantine

Get You One Of These Long Bois For The Quarantine
Scientists' greatest pandemic invention: the 10-mile glove box! For when your experiments can't wait but your immune system has trust issues. Imagine pipetting from your couch while still in pajamas! Sure, the precision might be questionable and your PI might question your methods, but hey—science stops for no virus! Just don't sneeze while handling those volatile compounds... the neighbors three blocks away might get a surprise chemistry lesson.

Moms Discover Agile Methodology

Moms Discover Agile Methodology
Mom accidentally discovers the truth about those mysterious daily "stand-up" meetings in tech! What she thought was her kid practicing comedy routines is actually the sacred engineering ritual of daily scrum meetings! The ultimate collision between parent surveillance and modern work culture - where engineers aren't telling jokes, they're just explaining why that bug is still not fixed for the fifth day in a row. Next time you're in a stand-up, remember your mom thinks you're working on your tight five for Comedy Central!

The Original Work From Home Success Story

The Original Work From Home Success Story
The original remote worker productivity flex! While everyone else was busy dying of plague, Newton's sitting at home like "might invent calculus today, idk." The rest of us used our pandemic lockdown to bake sourdough and watch Tiger King, meanwhile this guy revolutionized mathematics and physics during his WFH period. That "It's showtime..." reaction is every modern remote worker planning to change their Slack status to "focusing" before proceeding to do absolutely nothing revolutionary whatsoever. Newton didn't even need Zoom—just an apple and some serious galaxy brain energy.