The eternal cosmic joke! When you're terrible at math, the universe doesn't just kill you—it quantum tunnels you right back to square one! This cycle suggests that instead of traditional reincarnation, we're all just particles probabilistically popping through barriers we shouldn't be able to cross. Failed that algebra test? Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret pathway to rebirth! Schrödinger's cat isn't just simultaneously alive and dead—it's simultaneously flunking calculus and being born again! Next time someone asks what happens after death, just scribble some equations incorrectly and whisper, "I'm preparing for my next iteration."