Rationality Memes

The terminal condition known as "Rational Optimism" claims another victim. After 30 years in research, I've learned that humans are remarkably resistant to facts that contradict their existing beliefs. The scientific method works beautifully on molecules and microbes, but utterly fails when applied to the human brain. We scientists keep thinking, "Surely THIS evidence will convince them!" while the public nods politely before returning to whatever conspiracy theory gives them comfort. It's why I drink coffee by the gallon and mutter to myself in empty lecture halls.

The scientific method's greatest delusion: believing humans are rational beings who update their beliefs based on evidence. Psychological studies repeatedly show we're hardwired for confirmation bias—selectively accepting information that supports our existing views while dismissing contradictory data. Neuroscience reveals our brains literally process opposing viewpoints in different neural pathways than agreeable ones! The username "Hegel Borg™" is particularly brilliant—combining Hegelian dialectics (thesis-antithesis-synthesis) with the Borg's futile "resistance is futile" mantra. Next time you prepare that perfect PowerPoint with irrefutable evidence, remember: you might just be exhibiting symptoms of this widespread academic affliction.