R squared Memes

The perfect linear calibration curve with an R² of 0.9985? That's the stuff of chemistry dreams right there! While everyone else thinks chemistry students are obsessed with explosions or breaking bad, what really gets us hot and bothered is that sweet, sweet linear regression. Nothing says "I'm competent in the lab" like data points that fall perfectly on a line. The rush of plotting absorbance vs. volume and getting that equation with an R² value approaching 1.0 is better than any recreational substance. Chemistry students will literally stay up until 1:56 AM tweeting about their graphing fetish. #NoShame