Classical mechanics is the buff, predictable Doge who follows Newton's laws like they're gym instructions. "F=ma? Got it. Conservation of energy? No problem." Meanwhile, quantum physics Doge is having an existential crisis in a probability cloud where particles act like waves, electrons teleport, and Schrödinger's cat is both dead and alive. The double-slit experiment perfectly captures this quantum weirdness - send particles through two slits and instead of two lines, you get an interference pattern that makes physicists question reality itself. Classical physics: "I can predict exactly where this ball will land." Quantum physics: "This electron might be in Portugal or your kitchen, we won't know until we look."