Pseudointellectual Memes

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Billionaires Telling You How Much They Love Physics

Billionaires Telling You How Much They Love Physics
The classic "I took Physics 101 so now I'm basically Einstein" syndrome! Nothing quite like watching tech billionaires who couldn't solve a basic mechanics problem suddenly become quantum physics experts on Joe Rogan's podcast. They've mastered the art of gravitational name-dropping – where every conversation somehow pulls in Feynman, Einstein, or Hawking without understanding what these scientists actually did. Meanwhile, actual physicists are in their labs crying into their ramen noodles while making $40K a year as postdocs. The intellectual equivalent of putting on glasses to look smart while the prescription is just window glass.

When You Think You've Outsmarted Calculus

When You Think You've Outsmarted Calculus
Oh, the mathematical mic drop that never was! This satirical gem pokes fun at political figures who try to "own" their opponents with pseudo-intellectual arguments while completely missing the point. In calculus, dy/dx isn't technically a fraction—it's a derivative notation representing the rate of change. But functionally? We treat it like a fraction all the time! We cancel terms, separate variables, and chain-rule it into oblivion. The LaTeX code \frac{dy}{dx} simply tells the typesetting system to display it in fraction form because—surprise!—that's the most intuitive way to work with it. It's like declaring "if water isn't wet, why do we call it a liquid?" and thinking you've dismantled hydrology. Turns out, understanding notation requires more than just pointing at things dramatically!