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When IQ Comes Full Circle
Physics Academia Science Math
5 days ago 16.5K views 0 shares
When IQ Comes Full Circle
The bell curve of intelligence strikes again. Those at the bottom (IQ ~55) and those at the top (IQ ~145) both reached for protractors during physics exams, while the average folks in the middle (IQ ~100) are utterly baffled by the concept. It's the perfect illustration of horseshoe theory in academia—where the seemingly dumbest and smartest students sometimes arrive at the same solutions through wildly different paths. The bottom needs it to draw basic angles; the top needs it for relativistic calculations that the middle hasn't even heard of yet. Nothing quite like watching the confusion of the mediocre masses who think they're too advanced for "elementary school tools."

Nice Way To Compare
Science Math
3 months ago 6.8K views 0 shares
Nice Way To Compare
Behold! The scientific method in its most hilarious form! When someone claims they're "not flat," there's only one proper response - experimental verification with a protractor! That 179° angle doesn't lie, folks. It's practically a straight line! 🐐 This is what happens when you combine geometry with goats - instant empirical evidence! Remember kids, in science we don't just accept claims - we measure them with farm animals and precise instrumentation! *mad scientist cackle*

The 92 Degrees Of Separation
Math
3 months ago 8.1K views 0 shares
The 92 Degrees Of Separation
Ever notice how mathematicians ruin perfectly good crimes? Here we have a frog attempting a smooth getaway with a stolen purse, only to be absolutely destroyed by a goat with a protractor. That 92° angle isn't just a number—it's a murder weapon. The frog's face in the last panel is every student who thought they were safe from geometry in the real world. Spoiler alert: math finds you in dark alleys too.

Angles In The Wild
Math
4 months ago 8.3K views 0 shares
Angles In The Wild
The geometry gang's all here! Squidward is rocking that perfect 90° angle, looking as perpendicular as his attitude. Squidward's neighbor is flexing a straight 180° angle, while Mr. Krabs has come full circle with his 360°. But poor Patrick? He's attempting to represent 270° and failing spectacularly. His body just wasn't built for that obtuse life. This is basically what happens when your math teacher asks you to "show your work" using your body as the protractor. Trigonometry has never been this painfully hilarious!