Principia Memes

Newton never actually said this, unless there's a very spicy version of Principia Mathematica I haven't read! 🍎 This meme hilariously reimagines the dignified father of classical mechanics as a 17th-century celebrity dealing with overzealous fans. Imagine Sir Isaac trying to calculate the trajectory of falling objects while dodging undergarments! "For every panty thrown, there is an equal and opposite distraction from my equations." His wig would definitely be askew by the end of the lecture. The real Newton was notoriously reclusive and probably would've fainted at the mere thought of this scenario!

The ultimate physics fan heartbreak! Imagine dedicating your life to mastering Newton's work—learning ancient Greek just to read Principia in its original form, memorizing every detail of his gravitational laws—only to discover Einstein's social media clout absolutely crushes Newton's follower count. That's the 17th century equivalent of finding out your favorite indie physicist went mainstream. Newton's laws might govern classical mechanics, but Einstein's wild hair clearly dominates the algorithm. The scientific hierarchy has been disrupted not by revolutionary theories, but by follower metrics... something Newton never saw coming when that apple bonked him on the head!

Ever wonder what would happen if the father of classical mechanics decided to Netflix and chill instead of revolutionizing physics? This masterpiece shows Newton's groundbreaking Principia - the book that gave us the laws of motion and universal gravitation - with the hilarious caption "if Newton had been lazy." Imagine the alternate universe where Newton just shrugged and said "Eh, that apple probably fell for no reason whatsoever" and went back to napping under the tree! No calculus, no laws of motion, and we'd all still be wondering why planets move in ellipses. The entire Scientific Revolution might have been postponed because someone couldn't be bothered to write down a few equations! Fun fact: Newton wrote this 500+ page mathematical beast in just 18 months. Talk about the opposite of lazy! And he did it while hiding from the plague in the countryside. Some people bake sourdough during lockdowns, others casually invent calculus and explain the cosmos.