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The Ph.D In Prescription Hieroglyphics

The Ph.D In Prescription Hieroglyphics
The ultimate crossover between medicine and mathematics! First, we have the classic doctor's illegible prescription handwriting that somehow pharmacists can decode like ancient hieroglyphics. Then the plot twist - when shown a mathematical graph with a weird spike, our doctor immediately identifies it as "continuous but not differentiable" - a sophisticated math concept that describes functions with sharp corners or cusps. It's the perfect reversal of expectations - the doctor who writes incomprehensible prescriptions suddenly becomes a calculus expert. Meanwhile, most of us are still trying to remember what a derivative is!

Doctors Are Protesting And No One Knows Why

Doctors Are Protesting And No One Knows Why
The punchline here is absolutely brilliant! Doctors are notorious for their illegible handwriting, so even their protest signs are completely unreadable. It's the perfect self-fulfilling prophecy - they're protesting but "no one knows why" because literally no one can decipher what they wrote! The EKG line is the only thing remotely interpretable on that sign. Medical professionals spend years mastering complex procedures and life-saving techniques, yet somehow never managed to master penmanship. Next time your pharmacist calls to clarify a prescription, remember they're basically professional cryptographers.

This Joke Never Gets Old!

This Joke Never Gets Old!
Corporate suits see a neat section symbol (§) versus a doctor's prescription scribble, demanding you spot nonexistent differences. Meanwhile, students know the truth—both are just the indecipherable hieroglyphics professors call "handwriting" on exam feedback. Been grading papers for 15 years and still can't read my own comments from last semester. The real scientific mystery isn't dark matter—it's whatever I wrote on that whiteboard yesterday.