Prehistory Memes

Two dinosaurs making a forever promise, only to end up as a museum exhibit 65 million years later? Talk about the ultimate relationship fossil! Their "till death do us part" turned into "till paleontologists do us reassemble." The cosmic irony here is that they actually did stay together forever—just not in the way they imagined. Technically, they kept their promise... in skeletal form, displayed for human entertainment. Romance truly never dies; it just gets excavated and put behind glass.