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Polymer Scientists: Fearless In All Things Except Pool Balls

Polymer Scientists: Fearless In All Things Except Pool Balls
Pre-1900 polymer scientists were absolute badasses in most fields but would totally lose their minds over pool balls. Why? Those colorful spheres represent the exact moment chemistry got real complicated! Before 1900, synthetic polymers barely existed - then BAM - celluloid (the first synthetic plastic) revolutionized billiards by replacing ivory balls. The irony is perfect: these brilliant minds who fearlessly tackled complex chemical problems would be utterly terrified by what we now consider basic polymer science. The structured, predictable arrangement of those pool balls is basically mocking the chaotic, unknown world of macromolecules they couldn't yet comprehend!

Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic

Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic
That devious look when you realize you can just keep attaching monomers together FOREVER! 😈 Polymer chemistry in a nutshell: "Why stop at one chemical bond when you could make thousands?" That mad scientist energy of discovering you can create giant molecular chains that give us everything from plastic bags to yoga pants. It's basically chemistry's version of "if building one Lego tower is fun, building one that reaches the moon is BETTER!" And now we're drowning in plastic because some chemist couldn't resist clicking that "do it again" button a few billion times!

The Plastic Hatred Hierarchy

The Plastic Hatred Hierarchy
Nothing triggers a materials science professor quite like plastic. While Greenpeace campaigns against it and sea turtles suffer from it, your professor is on a whole different level of plastic hatred. That horizontal bar chart isn't lying—they've spent 30 years developing advanced ceramics and metallic alloys only to watch students build their final projects out of PVC pipe and hot glue. Every time someone says "it's lightweight and cheap!" a tiny piece of their soul dies. Their office bookshelf is probably organized by material density, with polymers banished to the bottom shelf.

Not All Physics Fields Are The Same

Not All Physics Fields Are The Same
Hard matter physicists turning down soft matter physics like it's a sketchy drug deal! The guy's rejecting that pink foam (probably some polymer or colloid) while keeping his precious crystals safe on a plate. The hierarchy in physics is real - crystallographers and quantum folks looking down on anyone studying squishy things. Meanwhile, soft matter physicists are over here making your shampoo work better and explaining why ketchup gets stuck in the bottle. But sure, keep your rigid lattices and pretend that's the only "real physics." 🙄