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The Plastic Hatred Hierarchy

Materials Engineering Academia Science Research

5 days ago 5.0K views 0 shares

The Plastic Hatred Hierarchy

Nothing triggers a materials science professor quite like plastic. While Greenpeace campaigns against it and sea turtles suffer from it, your professor is on a whole different level of plastic hatred. That horizontal bar chart isn't lying—they've spent 30 years developing advanced ceramics and metallic alloys only to watch students build their final projects out of PVC pipe and hot glue. Every time someone says "it's lightweight and cheap!" a tiny piece of their soul dies. Their office bookshelf is probably organized by material density, with polymers banished to the bottom shelf.

The Plastic-Wrapped Eco-Solution

Climate Science Materials

7 days ago 4.4K views 0 shares

The Plastic-Wrapped Eco-Solution

The peak of environmental irony captured in one image! Paper straws were supposed to be our eco-savior from plastic pollution, but then someone had the brilliant idea to wrap them individually in plastic. It's like wearing a "Save the Whales" t-shirt while eating endangered bluefin tuna sushi. This is corporate greenwashing at its finest—giving us the illusion of environmental responsibility while actually doubling down on the problem. The meme man's smug "INVYROMENT" face perfectly captures that feeling when you realize we're all just participating in environmental theater rather than actual change. Next up: biodegradable forks wrapped in three layers of plastic, shipped in styrofoam, with a tiny leaf logo that makes everyone feel better about their life choices!