Planetary status Memes

Poor little Pluto is out here sporting cosmic BRUISES from the planetary rejection trauma of 2006! The red patches? Just the emotional scars from being kicked out of the planet club by those mean International Astronomical Union bullies. The dwarf planet equivalent of crying into ice cream after a breakup—except the ice cream is frozen nitrogen and methane. Scientists are still "confused" about these patches, but Pluto knows the truth. It's just waiting for its redemption arc... "Dear NASA, notice how I'm still orbiting perfectly after all these years? #StillAPlaneInMyHeart"

The great planetary identity crisis of 2006 still divides generations! On one side, professors who've embraced the International Astronomical Union's reclassification of Pluto as a "dwarf planet." On the other, those of us who memorized "My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" and refuse to accept "My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Noodles." The scientific community literally demoted a celestial body we'd grown attached to for 76 years! No wonder millennials have trust issues—they took away our ninth planet mid-education and expected us to just roll with it. Justice for the 2,377 km wide ice ball that's still planetary in our hearts!

The cosmic revenge saga we never knew we needed! Proclaiming Pluto as your favorite planet to an astrophysicist is like telling a chef you prefer microwave dinners. Poor Pluto got demoted from planet status in 2006, and some scientists are still fighting that celestial injustice. The bottom panel shows the inevitable scientific smackdown - Naruto-style - that follows such blasphemy. The scientific community might use peer-reviewed papers as weapons, but in this alternate universe, they apparently prefer glowing chakra attacks. Remember kids, planetary classification is serious business... and apparently worth throwing hands over!