Planetary motion Memes

The physics enthusiast's journey in three acts: starts with basic Newtonian mechanics (yawn), progresses to excitedly calculating planetary orbits (how cute), then finally confronts the three-body problem and has an existential crisis. That moment when you realize some physics problems have no analytical solution and require numerical approximations. The universe's way of saying "nice try, nerd." Even Newton would need therapy after this one.

Suddenly deprived of digital distractions, you discover your latent Feynman-level genius. The blackboard covered in orbital mechanics is just you trying to calculate how long until the nearest charging station opens. Turns out your mother's "you'd be so smart if you just put down that phone" prophecy had merit after all. Now if only you could remember where you left your charger instead of deriving planetary motion equations from first principles.