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Hope No One Gets An Algebraic Reaction

Hope No One Gets An Algebraic Reaction
Two jars of peanut butter labeled with mathematical symbols |R| (Real numbers) and |N| (Natural numbers). Just like your preferred peanut butter consistency, your choice of number set reveals everything about your personality. Real number enthusiasts enjoy the "creamy infinity" of irrational numbers while natural number purists prefer the "extra crunchy" certainty of counting. The mathematicians' pantry staple that pairs perfectly with complex plane sandwiches.

The $1,910 Girl Dinner

The $1,910 Girl Dinner
Oh, you think your $8 organic peanut butter from Whole Foods is fancy? Meet the ultimate flex in the lab world - NIST Standard Reference Material peanut butter at a cool $1,910 for 170g. That's approximately $11 per gram of the most scientifically accurate peanut butter on Earth! Scientists don't just eat this stuff on toast - it's used as a calibration standard to ensure analytical instruments are measuring correctly. Nothing says "girl dinner" quite like consuming a spoonful of reference material that costs more than your monthly rent. The perfect meal for when you're hungry for both nutrients and precise analytical chemistry!

Sigma-Aldrich Be Wildin'

Sigma-Aldrich Be Wildin'
When your PB&J sandwich costs more than your rent! Sigma-Aldrich really out here charging $1,830 for peanut butter because it's a "standard reference material." That's not lunch—that's a down payment on a car! Chemistry researchers nodding silently because they know the pain of seeing basic substances with scientific-grade markups that would make luxury brands blush. The struggle between wanting accurate results and not bankrupting the lab continues...