Orbit Memes

Regular folks: "The sky is the limit." Astronauts: *smugly side-eyes in 408 km orbital altitude* Technically, Earth's atmosphere extends about 10,000 km into space, gradually thinning until it merges with the solar wind. The Kármán line at 100 km is just an arbitrary boundary where aerodynamic lift becomes useless. Meanwhile, Voyager 1 is chilling 23 billion km away, basically flipping off our puny atmospheric "limits." Space exploration really puts our earthly idioms in their place!

The ultimate escalation of car salesmanship! While regular dealers are stuck in the "cargo space?" conversation (like, can I fit my groceries in this thing?), Elon Musk is out here taking the phrase literally and launching actual cars into actual space. It's the perfect punchline to the "car go road" dad joke - because why settle for roads when you can have orbit? This is what happens when you give a space enthusiast billions of dollars and nobody to tell him "maybe don't put a perfectly good Tesla in the vacuum of space." But hey, that's one way to avoid traffic!

Someone needs to tell Earth it's being shown up by COROT-7b. This overachiever completes its orbit in a DAY while we're taking our sweet time with a whole year? The hilarious part is the red underline suggesting "this can't possibly be right" when it's actually correct astronomical science. Nothing like watching someone confidently question basic orbital mechanics while trying to find alien life. Next they'll be shocked to learn some stars rotate in mere hours while others take decades. Cosmic perspective - making Earth's problems seem appropriately insignificant since 4.5 billion years ago.