Ever notice how your blanket transforms into a topological nightmare at 3AM? What you're seeing here is a collection of impossible objects—a Klein bottle, Penrose triangle, hypercube, and Necker cube—all representing the quantum state of your blanket when you're desperately trying to sleep. Your blanket exists in multiple dimensions simultaneously, following non-Euclidean geometry that would make Einstein weep. The second law of thermodynamics clearly states that blanket entropy increases proportionally with how desperately you need sleep. It's basically string theory for bedding.