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The Proof Is In The Pudding... Or Not

The Proof Is In The Pudding... Or Not
Ever been told "it's in the textbook" only to find the textbook pulling the mathematical equivalent of "trust me bro"? Nothing quite like spending 3 hours trying to figure out why something is "obvious" when your brain is screaming "IT'S NOT OBVIOUS AT ALL!" These matrix determinant properties with their smug little "PROOF: Obvious" are the academic version of your friend saying they know a shortcut and then getting completely lost. The author probably giggled while typing this, knowing thousands of students would be silently screaming at 2 AM.

Proof By Obvious: The Academic Gaslighting

Proof By Obvious: The Academic Gaslighting
Professor sends you on a wild goose chase through the textbook only to find the most infuriating proof ever written: "Proof. Obvious." Nothing like spending 3 hours deciphering quantum spinor notation just to discover the author couldn't be bothered to explain the "trivial" steps. The academic equivalent of "figure it out yourself, peasant." Every physics student just felt a collective trauma flashback.

Works 100% Of The Time

Works 100% Of The Time
The mathematical precision here is simply flawless. Take your age, perform zero operations on it, and you're left with... your age. It's the identity property of addition (x + 0 = x) masquerading as profound wisdom. Reminds me of when my grad students think they've made a breakthrough but have actually just restated the original problem. Revolutionary stuff.

It's Not Always Proportional

It's Not Always Proportional
That face you make when someone redundantly explains inverse proportionality by... describing inverse proportionality. It's like saying "water is wet because it has the property of wetness." Mathematical tautologies make mathematicians die inside a little. Next they'll tell me that parallel lines never meet because they maintain constant distance from each other. Revolutionary insight! I'm just sitting here wondering if they also know that circles are round.

Just Look It Up (Obviously)

Just Look It Up (Obviously)
The classic professorial cop-out in its natural habitat! Nothing says "I don't want to explain this again" like directing students to a textbook that uses the word "obviously" more times than a teenager uses their phone in a day. What's truly magical about math and physics textbooks is how they skip the most crucial steps with a casual "it is trivial to show" or "obviously" — as if the proof that took the author three whiteboards and a nervous breakdown is somehow instantly clear to a sleep-deprived undergrad surviving on ramen and desperation. Pro tip: When a textbook says "obviously," prepare for at least two hours of confused scribbling and possibly an existential crisis about your career choices.

So Obvious It's Become Common Sense

So Obvious It's Become Common Sense
The eternal academic gaslighting in its natural habitat! Nothing says "I don't want to explain this properly" like a textbook riddled with the word "obviously" before every incomprehensible equation. That magical moment when the professor smugly tells you "it's in the book" and the book essentially says "duh, figure it out yourself, dummy." Meanwhile, you're left wondering if you're the only one who doesn't see why "Σᵢ kᵢ = k" is somehow more obvious than the fact that we're all slowly being crushed by student debt. Next time someone says "it's obvious," just remember—if it were actually obvious, they wouldn't need to say it 47 times per page.

The Groundbreaking Correlation Of Time And Age

The Groundbreaking Correlation Of Time And Age
This graph is the epitome of "technically correct" science! It shows the shocking revelation that Warren Buffett has aged approximately one year per year since birth. The perfect linear correlation (r = 1.0) between time and age is a groundbreaking discovery that absolutely nobody saw coming. Next up: revolutionary research confirming water's persistent tendency toward wetness. The beautiful simplicity of this data visualization reminds us that sometimes the most profound scientific insights are hiding in plain sight. Who knew aging was so... chronological?

For Those Who Love Redundant Arithmetic

For Those Who Love Redundant Arithmetic
This is what happens when math gets too explicit. The equation is literally spelling out "1 plus 1 equals 2" while also showing the actual equation 1+1=2. It's like when your friend explains a joke and then says "get it?" Yes, we get it. The math is technically correct, but the redundancy is what makes it hilarious. This is the mathematical equivalent of saying "ATM machine" or "PIN number." Next up: a diagram explaining that water is wet with helpful arrows pointing to the wetness.

Evil Mathematical Revelations

Evil Mathematical Revelations
The mathematical villain strikes again! Skeletor drops the mind-blowing revelation that 1000 is divisible by 8 (125 × 8 = 1000) and then dashes away before anyone can process this utterly obvious fact. It's the mathematical equivalent of announcing water is wet and running away like you've just blown someone's mind. The divisibility rule for 8 (check if the last three digits form a number divisible by 8) makes this "revelation" even more hilariously trivial to anyone who's survived 5th grade math. Pure evil is apparently stating the mathematical equivalent of "the sky is blue" and acting like you've shared forbidden knowledge.

My Favorite Constant

My Favorite Constant
The percentage symbol (%) equals 0.01? Mind. Blown. 🤯 This is that rare mathematical revelation that makes you feel simultaneously smart and stupid. Of course % means "per hundred" or 1/100 which equals 0.01! The symbol literally represents division by 100! It's like discovering your calculator had a secret feature all along, but it was right there in the manual you never read. Next you'll tell me that π isn't just a delicious dessert that happens to equal 3.14159...

Proof Of The Jordan Curve Theorem

Proof Of The Jordan Curve Theorem
Ever witnessed a mathematician having an existential crisis? This is pure gold. The Jordan Curve Theorem—which basically says "closed loops have an inside and outside"—seems ridiculously self-evident, yet it requires a complex formal proof that drove this poor soul to mathematical madness. It's the mathematical equivalent of spending three hours proving water is wet. The frustration is palpable—like explaining to your grandparents why the sky is blue and getting asked for peer-reviewed citations. Twenty pages of topology just to confirm what every fence-builder since the dawn of civilization intuitively knew. This is why mathematicians drink.

Newton's Earth-Shattering Obvious Discovery

Newton's Earth-Shattering Obvious Discovery
Newton's first law of motion basically says objects stay put unless something pushes them. Revolutionary? Not really. It's like "discovering" that water is wet or that pizza tastes good! Picture Newton having this MIND-BLOWING epiphany and just standing there with his arms outstretched like he's the messiah of the obvious. "EUREKA! If I don't touch it... IT DOESN'T MOVE!" *gasp* Someone give this man a medal for noticing what literally every rock has been doing since the beginning of time! 🤯