Obi-wan Memes

That textbook just casually dropped the bombshell that electrons have feelings! The highlighted line states "an electron never kills itself or other electrons because of love" — implying these subatomic particles have emotional lives and relationship drama? No wonder Obi-Wan looks utterly baffled! What's next? Quarks with commitment issues? Neutrons with narcissistic tendencies? This is what happens when physicists pull all-nighters before submitting their manuscript. Someone needs to tell these electrons that repelling each other isn't "playing hard to get" — it's just the electromagnetic force doing its thing!