Nurses Memes

Whoever wrote "On average, there are 9.2 million doctors and 18.1 million nurses worldwide" on this tissue box clearly failed Statistics 101. Unless doctors are secretly reproducing asexually at night, there's a fixed total of medical professionals, not an "average." It's like saying "on average, water is wet." The irony of putting this statistical abomination on a product designed for sniffles when the real disease is mathematical illiteracy. Next they'll tell us there are "on average" 7 continents—sometimes 6, sometimes 8, depending on the weather.