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Sigma-Aldrich Be Wildin'
Chemistry Research Lab-life Science
22 hours ago 2.8K views 0 shares
Sigma-Aldrich Be Wildin'
When your PB&J sandwich costs more than your rent! Sigma-Aldrich really out here charging $1,830 for peanut butter because it's a "standard reference material." That's not lunch—that's a down payment on a car! Chemistry researchers nodding silently because they know the pain of seeing basic substances with scientific-grade markups that would make luxury brands blush. The struggle between wanting accurate results and not bankrupting the lab continues...

The Metric System For Dummies
Physics Science
2 months ago 6.3K views 0 shares
The Metric System For Dummies
Patrick Star giving a surprisingly correct etymology lesson is peak scientific comedy. The kilogram is indeed 1000 grams, with 'kilo' meaning 1000. The real punchline? The NIST (National Institute of Standards and Technology) representative just nodding along as if they're shocked a starfish understands basic SI units. Meanwhile, metrologists worldwide are having existential crises because the kilogram was redefined in 2019 using Planck's constant instead of a physical prototype. But sure, let's celebrate Patrick getting the prefix right.

The Brutal Rejection Of Scientific Desperation
Chemistry Academia Science Research Lab-life
3 months ago 9.0K views 0 shares
The Brutal Rejection Of Scientific Desperation
Chemistry students frantically searching for data the night before their lab report is due just to be brutally rejected by NIST! That single "No." hits harder than failing an organic chemistry exam. Every science student knows that desperate moment of hoping for a shortcut, only to have their dreams crushed by the cold, unfeeling database that's supposed to be their salvation. The academic equivalent of texting your crush and getting left on read! 💔📊