Newton's laws Memes

Newton's First Law of Dating: Relationship inertia is a measurable phenomenon. The person already in a relationship has momentum that carries them into subsequent relationships, while the stationary single requires a significant external force (usually tequila or a well-timed introduction from a friend) to change their status. The misspelled "Fisiks" is just chef's kiss perfection - exactly how I label my lab notebooks after 48 hours without sleep.

Newton meets Star Wars in the ultimate nerd crossover! The first guy starts with "May the Force be—" expecting the classic Star Wars line, but the second guy immediately pivots to "equal to mass times acceleration." That's Newton's Second Law (F=ma) instead of "May the Force be with you." It's that perfect moment when sci-fi fandom collides with hardcore physics knowledge. Two wildly different flavors of nerddom existing in the same space-time continuum. The look of confusion on the first guy's face is basically every humanities major who accidentally wandered into an engineering lecture.